Ged Carroll tagged me in his meme and oh my life am I excited to disclose the sites that Paul Merton would certainly pull the lever on.
Number One
MySpace
I hate bloody myspace. I used it a bit at first, and it used to be great to find new music but then the record companies found it, and awful bands found it, and then kids from the generation below me found it and punctuated it with terrible headache themes and a strange language I cannot comprehend. I’m 22 for Gods sake, not 75, but still I feel old. So that has to go.
Number Two
Yahoo, Ask, MSN and Alta Vista
Seriously boys, you’re done now. Someone came along and stole the Internet. Simple process; do things better or do things cooler. You lot did neither so bugger off.
Number Three
Zwinky
I find nothing more irritating in life than being friends with someone and finding out that they have one of these little swines as their profile picture. You’re all lovely looking people (well, most of you) so don’t try and animate yourself into being a bit quirky. I find it weird. Don’t even get me started on Habbo Hotel (I’ve never been on, but I have two younger brothers who’ve shown me).
I’ll throw this over to Paul Crouch and Giles Shorthouse and finish this post with the rather amusing clip of Johnny Vegas admitting to spending too much time on the Internet. God, what a loser… (gulp).